Programmer Job in Edmonton, Alberta

Hi I'm not a programmer, but you are :) I need you to help me create a new Edmonton based social media app, I'll be honest its little unconventional and very counter-intuitive but if it works it will be amazing. The app focuses on words/ideas/dialogue as opposed to people/profiles/pictures it connects conversations, not people. The best part of social media today is seeing comments that resonate with you, comments that are saying what your thinking , its the diamond in the dirt. This app is all diamond and no dirt , because they don't do any digging. Also i have no money so we might have arrange some kind of equity dealio or something also its not restricted to Edmonton if we get good traction will expand and get filthy rich